Because Why Only Run for President When You Can Also Run a Phone Company?

June 27, 2025 – In the most predictable twist since a Trump NFT collection, Trump Mobile has officially launched. Yes, your cell service can now be as bold, gold, and fact-flexible as its namesake.
The star of the show? A $47.45/month phone plan called "The 47 Plan"—because branding everything after his presidential number was apparently more important than, say, offering competitive pricing. It includes unlimited talk, text, data, and—just in case—roadside assistance and telehealth. Because nothing screams cutting-edge mobile tech like free tow trucks and long-distance doctor calls.
But wait—there’s more! Introducing the T1 smartphone, originally billed as “Made in the USA”, until someone whispered, “uhh… it’s not.” The listing has since been updated to something much more patriotic-sounding: "Designed with American values in mind.” Translation: Assembled somewhere else, probably cheaper.
Specs for the T1 have also quietly... shrunk. Gone is the flashy 6.8″ screen and 12GB RAM. Now? A “powerful screen” (whatever that means) and “ample memory” (as vague as campaign promises). Price? Around $499, for a phone that may or may not exist before late 2025. But hey, you’re not buying a phone—you’re buying freedom.
And the cherry on top? It runs on T‑Mobile’s network, so it’s basically Trump branding slapped on someone else’s infrastructure. Which, in a way, is poetic.
Want to show your loyalty, look flashy, and maybe get spotty service in exchange for a flag-wrapped phone? Trump Mobile is for you. For everyone else, well, there’s always airplane mode. #TrumpNFT $TRUMP